Boo! It's your date: Conversation starters

You know those times when you're staring at your date, wishing you could think of anything other than the napkin dispenser to discuss? Behold our official G&S conversation starters. Just consider them little angels from dating heaven, ready to save you in an emergency. Read and remember the ones you like best, or photocopy and bring them with you on a date. Then let your date pick one at random, and you can both start talking.

Here's an example:
Starter: A real friend...
Scorpio: "...holds your hair as you try to lick the last cookie crumbs from your plate."

And yes, like most of our examples, this one is based in embarassing reality.